Jetpack man fails on tv

"And it starts right now!"

Had I have been the newscaster, I wouldn't have recovered in time to tell the story.

Can you imagine being the jetpack dood, falling into the water like that...
He was probably underwater saying "I'll show them, oh yes, I'll show them"
/hit maximum thrusters
/rise out and meet your doom onlookers of the world
/epic smile, while floating.